i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW